The Oyster Smack Hotel - Burnham-on-Crouch
Overview
Boutique riverside inn with a Michelin-starred chef pedigree in Burnham-on-Crouch
Dining
The restaurant at The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-on-Crouch is led by a chef who has worked in Jamie Oliver's first restaurant and Gordon Ramsay's 3 Michelin Starred establishment. The diverse menu blends Asian influences with British classics, using seasonal produce. A unique oysters experience is offered, not commonly found in local hotels.
Rooms
The Oyster Smack Inn offers chalet-style rooms with en suite bathrooms and individual designs. Each room includes a flat-screen TV and tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk. The accommodations are spread across the main building and a separate annex, with some rooms featuring skylights.
Location
The hotel sits just metres from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, close to local sailing clubs and riverside paths. It is just 40 km from the coast at Southend and less than an hour's drive from historic Colchester. London Liverpool Street is reachable in 1 hour by train, making it a convenient escape for city dwellers.
Pet-Friendly & Family
The Oyster Smack Burnham-on-Crouch Essex welcomes well-behaved dogs, making it a pet-friendly choice for travelers. Families are accommodated with a children's menu and a relaxed dining atmosphere. The hotel's riverside location and nearby walks offer outdoor activities suitable for all ages.
Amenities & Services
The on-site bar serves a diverse menu with Asian influences, and free parking is available for guests. Complimentary Wi-Fi is provided throughout the property. The hotel also has a restaurant that offers daily specials highlighting seasonal produce, and a bar with wine/champagne options.
- Dining: Chef from Jamie Oliver's first restaurant and Gordon Ramsay's 3 Michelin Starred kitchen
- Rooms: Chalet-style rooms with en suite bathrooms and individual designs
- Location: Just metres from the river, 1 hour by train from London Liverpool Street
- Pet Policy: Well-behaved dogs welcome
- Family: Children's menu and riverside walks
Rooms and availability
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Max:2 persons
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Bed options:1 King-size bed
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Max:2 persons
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Bed options:1 King-size bed1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed
Facilities
Main facilities
Off-site car park
24-hour security
Bar/ Lounge area
Restaurant
Welcome drink
Flat-screen TV
Electric kettle
In-room breakfast
Services
- Welcome drink
Dining
- In-room breakfast
- Restaurant
- Bar/ Lounge area
- Special diet menus
Children
- Cots
- Children's menu
Room features
- Heating
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Self-catering
- Electric kettle
Media
- Flat-screen TV
Essential information about The Oyster Smack Hotel
| 💵 Lowest room price | 114 £ |
| 📏 Distance to centre | 100 m |
| ✈️ Distance to airport | 38.0 km |
| 🧳 Nearest airport | London Southend, SEN |
Location
- City landmarks
- Nearby
- Restaurants
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