The Oyster Smack Hotel - Burnham-on-Crouch

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The Oyster Smack Hotel - Burnham-on-Crouch
The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR·View on map
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Overall Score
Great
8.3Great
Free WiFi9.0
Staff9.0
Comfort8.9
Cleanliness8.7
Location8.7
Who stays here
Couples58%
Solo16%
Groups10%
Families9%

Overview

Overall Score
Great
8.3Great
Free WiFi9.0
Staff9.0
Comfort8.9
Cleanliness8.7
Location8.7
Who stays here
Couples58%
Solo16%
Groups10%
Families9%

Boutique riverside inn with a Michelin-starred chef pedigree in Burnham-on-Crouch

Dining

The restaurant at The Oyster Smack Hotel Burnham-on-Crouch is led by a chef who has worked in Jamie Oliver's first restaurant and Gordon Ramsay's 3 Michelin Starred establishment. The diverse menu blends Asian influences with British classics, using seasonal produce. A unique oysters experience is offered, not commonly found in local hotels.

Rooms

The Oyster Smack Inn offers chalet-style rooms with en suite bathrooms and individual designs. Each room includes a flat-screen TV and tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk. The accommodations are spread across the main building and a separate annex, with some rooms featuring skylights.

Location

The hotel sits just metres from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, close to local sailing clubs and riverside paths. It is just 40 km from the coast at Southend and less than an hour's drive from historic Colchester. London Liverpool Street is reachable in 1 hour by train, making it a convenient escape for city dwellers.

Pet-Friendly & Family

The Oyster Smack Burnham-on-Crouch Essex welcomes well-behaved dogs, making it a pet-friendly choice for travelers. Families are accommodated with a children's menu and a relaxed dining atmosphere. The hotel's riverside location and nearby walks offer outdoor activities suitable for all ages.

Amenities & Services

The on-site bar serves a diverse menu with Asian influences, and free parking is available for guests. Complimentary Wi-Fi is provided throughout the property. The hotel also has a restaurant that offers daily specials highlighting seasonal produce, and a bar with wine/champagne options.

  • Dining: Chef from Jamie Oliver's first restaurant and Gordon Ramsay's 3 Michelin Starred kitchen
  • Rooms: Chalet-style rooms with en suite bathrooms and individual designs
  • Location: Just metres from the river, 1 hour by train from London Liverpool Street
  • Pet Policy: Well-behaved dogs welcome
  • Family: Children's menu and riverside walks
Good to know
Check-in/Check-out
from 14:00-21:00
from 09:00-11:00
Amenities
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Other information
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs GBP 8.95 per person. 
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Building
Number of rooms:10
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Rooms and availability

Superior Double Room
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Bed options:
    1 King-size bed
Deluxe Double Room
  • Max:
    2 persons
  • Bed options:
    1 King-size bed1 King-size bed and 1 Sofa bed

Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi
Parking

Off-site car park

Luggage storage
24-hour services

24-hour security

Food/ Drinks

Bar/ Lounge area

Restaurant

Welcome drink

TV

Flat-screen TV

Kitchen facilities

Electric kettle

Breakfast

In-room breakfast

Services

  • Welcome drink

Dining

  • In-room breakfast
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Special diet menus

Children

  • Cots
  • Children's menu

Room features

  • Heating

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • Flat-screen TV
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Essential information about The Oyster Smack Hotel

💵 Lowest room price 114 £
📏 Distance to centre 100 m
✈️ Distance to airport 38.0 km
🧳 Nearest airport London Southend, SEN

Location

The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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The Oyster Smack Inn, Burnham-on-Crouch, United Kingdom, CM0 8HR
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Reviews of The Oyster Smack Hotel

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Guests say: solid choice
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FAQ about The Oyster Smack

What are the top attractions to visit while staying at The Oyster Smack Hotel hotel?
Attractions that are worth your attention include Wallasea Island (a 10-minute drive from The Oyster Smack Hotel hotel) as well as Waterfront, located 13 minutes' walk away.
Which airport is the closest to the The Oyster Smack Hotel?
The closest airport to the The Oyster Smack Hotel is London Southend airport (40 km) and it is reachable with a 39-minute drive.
Is there a parking at the 4-star The Oyster Smack Hotel?
Yes, the 4-star The Oyster Smack Hotel features parking on site.
Can I have lunch or dinner next to The Oyster Smack Hotel?
For an evening meal near The Oyster Smack Hotel, guests can go to Sauda Village restaurant placed right at the property or The Victoria Inn restaurant located 100 meters away).
Can I have breakfast at the inn?
Yes, guests can enjoy breakfast, served daily in the restaurant of the inn.
What time is check-in and check-out at the hotel?
Guests of the hotel can check in from 14:00 to 21:00 and check out from 09:00.
How much does it cost to stay at the The Oyster Smack Hotel hotel?
The price for a room in the The Oyster Smack Hotel hotel starts at $157.
What payment methods are available in the 4-star The Oyster Smack Hotel hotel?
At the 4-star The Oyster Smack Hotel hotel, you can pay using сash, American Express, and Visa.
What room types are available at The Oyster Smack Hotel?
Classic Double Room, Superior King Room, and Deluxe Queen Room are among the room types available at The Oyster Smack Hotel.
Which amenities are included in the rooms at the inn?
Each room at the inn offers a flat-screen TV with satellite channels, some units feature private bathrooms along with a hairdryer and a walk-in shower.
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